TV Review: 99 To Beat feels like a show Ant and Dec would turn down for being even too ridiculous for them

After all, the ITV game show has viewers watching grown people try to put on frozen T-shirts, among other ludicrously stupid games

Billy Weir

The first person someone thinks of when they hear a particular name speaks volumes.

For example, if you hear ‘Oscar’ and think grouchy Sesame Street bin-dweller rather than playwright, you probably have a fair idea where you sit on the evolutionary scale.